i dont get this picture
obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe
i would sleep 500 hours and i would sleep 500 more just to be the man who slept a 1000 hours to avoid my responsibilities
starting today all blogs without the following gifs will be deleted within 24 hours
These are cute
im very angry at the tumblr staff right now
Adam Scott’s Scholarly Analysis Of “Ice Ice Baby” (x)
i think i dropped myself as a baby
liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch
I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy
this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
You may proceed
she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It
yeah have u ever met a school nurse..
I have watched this at least 15 times since I reblogged this several hours ago
Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*
Just tried Turkish Delight for the first time.
It was good, but not “Sell out my family to the White Queen” good.
where is all my hate? I didnt get this famous for no hate!
first of all how dare
i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches
Those r my mums initials…,
say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded