all day ere'day

hello, my name is amelia. i like things. sometimes i love things.

August 21, 2014 at 4:01pm
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Reblogged from nearlyvintage
thebuttfuckingbelievers:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

Hillary Clinton

thebuttfuckingbelievers:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

Hillary Clinton

(Source: nearlyvintage, via asian)

8:01am
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Reblogged from sophiealdred

sophiealdred:

i would sleep 500 hours and i would sleep 500 more just to be the man who slept a 1000 hours to avoid my responsibilities

(via flygoing)

August 20, 2014 at 4:01pm
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Reblogged from slovvbro-deactivated20130818
witneyhouston:

checkmate 

witneyhouston:

checkmate 

(via pizza)

12:19pm
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Reblogged from crybaybe

mistermurdocnipples:

ask-putty-buddy:

anthony-the-talking-clock:

thelittlejewboy:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following gifs will be deleted within 24 hours

imageimage

These are cute

boop

im very angry at the tumblr staff right now

Better reblog.

(Source: crybaybe, via clairemischief)

8:01am
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Reblogged from killerkanye

Adam Scott’s Scholarly Analysis Of “Ice Ice Baby” (x)

(Source: killerkanye, via flygoing)

August 19, 2014 at 4:02pm
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Reblogged from catholicnun

catholicnun:

i think i dropped myself as a baby

(via gnarly)

8:01am
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Reblogged from screenspender

jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

(Source: screenspender, via asian)

August 18, 2014 at 4:02pm
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Reblogged from micdotcom

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

(Source: micdotcom, via phobias)

8:01am
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Reblogged from stylishirish

rocker310:

stylishirish:

horain:

stylishirish:

this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back 

that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.

it was a mechanical pencil 

You may proceed

(via missbxoxo)

August 17, 2014 at 4:02pm
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Reblogged from simpsonz
baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

(Source: simpsonz, via hippiehippieshakes)

8:01am
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Reblogged from vinebox

borlax:

I have watched this at least 15 times since I reblogged this several hours ago

(Source: vinebox, via burritobat)

August 16, 2014 at 4:02pm
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Reblogged from caught

caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

(via ugly)

8:01am
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Reblogged from thebloggerbloggerfun

thebloggerbloggerfun:

Just tried Turkish Delight for the first time. 

It was good, but not “Sell out my family to the White Queen” good. 

(via implwhore)

August 15, 2014 at 4:01pm
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Reblogged from bewbin

bewbin:

bewbin:

where is all my hate? I didnt get this famous for no hate!

image

first of all how dare 

(via gnarly)

8:01am
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Reblogged from fartgallery

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded